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We sell you revenge in a plastic vial to give to your ex-lover or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage, risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the
 Right Place

Crab Revenge on National British Television TV


Want real revenge?

Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone.

Never mind actually go, and do it, and we don't encourage you to.

All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, little dots in it…those are crabs, and it need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of our product.

You don't have to agree with it just know we’re doing our very best every day to help good people like yourself get back to where you deserve to be in terms of justice.

Crab Revenge Creed

If you have ever had an ex cheat on you and break your heart......

If you have ever punched above your weight and found yourself being taken for granted........

If you have ever been hurt physically or emotionally by someone who didn't deserve your love or friendship in the first place............

If you've ever found yourself on the receiving end of a cruel joke........

This is no joke, can help

"We dont fuck around when it comes to revenge!"

If you have a credit card, and we are more than willing to supply you with all the revenge that you could ever need to seek your own justice. After all that's what life is about, isn't it?

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